Sunday, December 16, 2007

Santa, Baby...It's Ben, Again

Santa, Baby you're unfair. Where's the rally? And what's with all these coals you stuffed down my woolly credit stockings, even before I had a chance to hang 'em, proper like, in front of the marketplace? ... C'mon baby, where's you holiday spirit? Ho, ho, ho?




Allright, I admit I haven't been a good boy. I have plagiarized... Cut and Paste, Cut and Paste. But Alan did it, too, and you brought him gifts... Stocks 'n' bonds 'n' houses, all shiny and bright... Maybe I'm a bit Goofy, maybe I haven't thought things out all the way. But please, Santa, just this year? Please, please, please?

All I want for Christmas is for two big banks, my two big banks, my own two banks... to stay sooooool-vent!


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

(Yeah verily - 'tis the season for ye ol' Eggnog Breakfast).

Crazy Post, Hellasious - Merry Christmas!!

Eva Peron said...

Snark! The Herald Angel sings...

Bonuses for Wall St kings
Investment banks that could go under
Garments rent and torn assunder
Fa-ll la la la la la....

Leaky SIVs and broken bucks
All because they're greedy f*cks
Too bad if you missed the bubble
Now we're all in deep, deep trouble
Fa-ll la la la la la....

House prices are falling nigh
Mortgage equity run dry
Home Debtors all in a panic
Forclosures becoming manic
Fa-ll la la la la la....

Take it away boys.

OkieLawyer said...

Someone who is better at this stuff than me needs to do a parody "Jingle Mail" to the tune of Jingle Bells.

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